[ women singing on radio ] ♪ Good morning how are you ♪
♪ It's nice to see your face ♪
♪ Good morning how are you ♪
♪ It's nice to see your face ♪
[ male announcer ] Good morning, how are you ?
That was at Moyer Sisters
with his knockout hit for 75 ,
" Good morning, how are you ? "
What a perfect way to start the weekend Australia Day .
Bernard St. John with you at Sunshine 626.
And stay tuned for more classic Australian hits
right after these messages.
Oh , come on, Bernie .
[ ad playing ]
Mate.
You all right , mate?
[ Panting ]
[ The engine starts ]
[ radio ad playing ]
[ Gears grind ]
[ Grunts ]
[ Pants ]
Bugger .
So , how do you and your , uh ...
By God , it's, uh ...
Oh . [ Clunk ]
Oh .
No, I can not, I can not .
Oh , come on, Soph .
Living dangerously for a minute.
Perhaps two .
Oh , my God .
That happened here.
What is it?
There was a terrible accident
but found none of the bodies.
[Laughs ] abducted by aliens perhaps retarded .
Ahem!
[ Dog panting ]
Sorry.
Oh .
Oh , shit .
[ Panting ]
Mission [ female] fulfilled.
Okay, just a second.
Look , men's mechanical man .
I was checking the bottom hose.
I thought it might have arisen a leak.
I really thought the girl was up to .
Oh , no, no, it is , it is.
She does not take too well to be
over- all time accelerated .
- Yoink . - Especially on long trips .
I am a good driver.
I know, no, you are , you are.
- She just - I mean - [ gargle ]
You must have the radiator checked .
But it's okay , it's not your fault.
I mean , it's hot today and all, so -
Yes , of course.
I guess I could have gotten off the fit dad,
but I thought , you know , you would ...
No, we'll be fine if you just - [Sighs ]
let cool slightly .
Getting back on it is another story .
Sticking to the highway
sound too crazy of an idea, Wes ?
Join all those assholes in the shit fight ?
Heavy, man.
- Mm . - Mm .
- [ Laughs ] - You look amazing today , Soph .
Well, you - you Wes , like - something slipped ?
I - You've been acting weird all the way up here .
No, no, just excited about this weekend, that's all .
Baby, your hands are dirty . [Starts car ]
Let motherfuckers ! [ Engine revs ]
Hey , Wes , you may want to - well, just give it a minute.
- Okay. - I'm serious , man.
Dude, I know what I'm doing, man .
No, no, Wes .
[ Engine turns off ]
Looks like we're walking .
Wait.
- Hey . - [ Honks ]
Hey , wait, look , we are. Wait!
Do not worry, Maigret, will not stop .
Stop it , we're not bad people !
[ Whistles ]
What the fuck?
Here it is , you've earned it .
Jesus, what - what is that ?
Mekong.
Here you are.
Road salt .
Wes !
Wes .
Out of my way!
Get off the damn road!
Hello, how are you?
Her boyfriend has a death wish or something?
I apologize for that - just for him, usually.
Just do not do that kinda thing here .
I know.
I 'm Sophie .
Reg
Hi Reg, um , let the music festival , Stockport.
You do not go in that direction, by chance?
- Um ... - How you doing, buddy?
Hey , what were you Playin 'a friend?
I could have - I could've already killed .
No way , man , I'm indestructible.
Therefore, we are left with a walk ?
No, I have to make a career beyond Charlie's house .
Oh , come on, we 're close , right?
No, I - I 'm in the middle of me running.
So much for the famous Aussie hospitality , eh ?
[Sophie ] Wes !
Sorry, buddy , let you get on your way .
Come on, guys .
Bollocks . [ Taps on the roof ]
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[ Gears grind ]
Hey .
Hey , I was thinkin '- I think I can take yas .
Greetings, friend .
But I have to make a short stop at the plant
and pick up a few bags .
I got the thing in 20 minutes or less.
Really? Thank you very much , Reg
Wicked, man.
You happy sittin ' in the back?
- I can not fit yas all front lights . - Cool with me.
It gets a bit pongy there, but [ laughs ] ...
- Yes , do not worry . - I'm Wes , by the way , friend.
- This is , uh , this is James . - Yes , gidday .
Well , I'm glad to know youse .
Well, give us a tick while I ordered some things.
Stay here , okay ?
Thank you, cobber . No wuckers friend .
- Wes . - What?
We , uh , we still walk if you want.
Have a problem with Outback Jack ?
- Soph is okay with it , right? - If .
In fact , you know what , you two could be related .
You know what they say?
You can take the girl outta the country country ,
but you can not take the country boy
off the pussy country girl . [ door bangs ]
Bugger !
- I'll help you. - No , okay, I'm going to go.
Yes, yes , let's go, Soph . Need a hand, friend?
No, no, no , we're good to go.
Just, uh , you might want to keep their noses , but -
Dude, I spent three months
live next to an open sewer in Jyojakarta .
I think I can handle it.
Whoa ! [ Coughs ]
Jesus. [ Flies buzzing ]
That has to be some kind of health risk .
[ Sniffs ]
No, no, youse'll be fine.
It's just a little blood and bone
three or four types of fertilizer.
A bit of road kill .
[ Laughs ] Come on, we product is organic.
Mostly used bodies , so , uh , yeah.
Hey ?
No, it's all good .
Ah , all good -
Australia to , uh , everything's fucked.
Yeah, well , but be careful with your bags , eh ?
I got ' em created perfect.
So , come on, uh ... close in arms
and , uh , do a quick career beyond the plant.
Si.
[Sing with the radio ] Up and down ♪ ♪
♪ like waves in the tide of life that is as free ♪
♪ ♪ The Class of '74
I thought it was a little young for this sort of thing.
Oh , no, Bernie has been playing for years.
[Announcer ]Ah , the sweet , sweet sounds
Brian Cadd and class 74 .
- Brian who? - Sh- hh .
you listening Bernard St. John
Sunshine 626.
- Bugger . - What is it?
The ad, which promised to start playing today.
Have your own ad ?
Si.
Oh , it's on the side of the van?
Sip .
You're like a local celebrity or something.
Nah .
Well ... slightly .
- Oh , heavens, Bernie ! - Yeah , come on, Bernie !
[Sighs ]
Another superbly crafted
Wesley wang -dang .
- A master work. - Mm- mm.
Hey, you're not going to smoke now , eh ?
Why not ?
Dude, think of all the methane here .
- We would burst. - Lie.
Yes , there are three different types , apparently.
[ Click] Good .
But you and I are busting this bad boy
as soon as we got there .
Sure.
Let's do a little acid then.
Uh , no, man , I'm fine .
They are blue Sunshines .
Yes , I just want to keep your head straight this weekend .
- Thank you. - As you wish.
Mm .
Business is good , then?
Demand has picked up , that's for sure .
Good for you.
Yeah, we just landed a contract
Charlie Wick and Sons.
They sell their fries - Big Chicken .
Do you know ?
Oh , yes, kids chicken ?
They are great .
Yeah, so , I guess -
I guess it's good news for us.
For me .
Rich and famous.
Aw , [laughs ] a little.
I never would move here .
Hey ? Are you one of Yandoit ?
Oh , no, not here, but , you know, -
the country.
Oh , I thought you were one of the play city - waterproof.
I am , more or less.
My father sent me to boarding
when he was 13 and never went back.
Oh , I wish it were here then .
There is always something to do.
Right .
Uh , you have Dazzlers city
If you need a feed.
Uh , we Fairyland , best kept secret status .
Oh , but you're going to lose that are only open
third Sunday of each month.
What else we got ?
Your own local mystery.
- Huh? - Six Things That Salvo .
Oh , that was ... really ...
And then there's Penny Hill Peso -
very sad .
You and your boyfriend should see that.
Dating ?
Oh , sorry, it has escaped me .
- I did not mean - are you me?
Nah , nah , nah , no, I do not know anything.
Look, I'm not an angel , Reg, I reckon ,
in general , I have been a good girlfriend .
Yes, of course I do.
You know what it is, right?
Sometimes in the heat of the moment
that - do stupid things .
And occasionally I reckon you just have to say
to hell with the consequences.
We are flesh and blood .
And bones .
Ah , that's funny .
- Nuts pica ? - Oh , no, it's nothing.
Have I told you about that fat German backpacker
I caught crabs off Ibiza, man?
I had to shave my balls and all .
The last time my low level friend.
Sorry, what , to your standards ?
Hey , you can not think , friend,
but I've done some growing up since I saw you last .
- Right. - Serious, man.
See the world changes you.
Like, it's not - it's not all about pussy.
This is to meet new people ,
share ideas.
You are a true citizen of the world
with his shaved balls.
I guess I've had a pretty good career.
So ... you and Soph -
- Yes , we're doing - you had a good run.
- We're doing fine . - Yes , that's great .
No Seven Year Itch , then?
You have to shave your balls for that too ?
[Laughs ] I can recommend a balm.
I, uh ... Check this out , right?
[ Whistles ]
God, man .
You mean .
I'll ask the question tonight when John Butler is .
Hey , I love the guy .
Do not ask me why.
That's the gayest thing I ever heard .
Oh , Jesus,oh!
Jesus , fuck !
Hey , hey!
Hey , buddy , buddy , are you okay ?
Oh , shit , man , you're completely screwed.
He's dead !
So is there a special lady in the life of Reg Morgan ?
Ah , well, not me Auntie Nance .
Oh , you mean like a -
Yes , as you know.
Yes , I have a , uh - uh no , uh ,
a friend , actually.
Nice, what's it called ?
Rebecca .
Becs , called his Becs .
Local Girl ?
No, she's , uh - she's a - a raincoat.
A bit like you , huh ?
Hey , hey , turn it up .
- Like Slim? - I love it.
Dad used to play all the time .
[Sing with the radio ]
♪ I love having beer with Duncan ♪
♪ I love having beer with Dunc ♪
♪ ♪ drink in moderation
Well, maybe just going to leave us.
He does not know that we have found .
Are you kidding ?
A mutilated body and three new victims.
This shit happens , man.
Happens all the time .
I mean, I do not know what the statistics are
the top of my head, but -shit!
You go out to the jungle and runs all risks
of encountering one of these psycho hillbilly fucks !
First, have a little fun with you.
Then bind you , see you squirm .
Then they start sticking pencils in the ass
and set fire to the cock!
Well, we have to get him to stop .
♪ And you do not care if the beer was flat ♪
See , I'm a country girl at heart.
♪ I love having a beer with Reggie ♪
♪ ♪ For me Reggie pair
Hey, you know what?
Perhaps your bags can wait.
I'm taking you directly to your festival thingy , huh ?
Really? That would be great .
[ blows ]
Christ , here we go.
Eh .
Maybe we should pull over , you give them some air .
Yes, yes .
[ blows ]
Okay, you win.
Let's pull over , see what they want .
Well, you can wait a bit , huh ?
Come on .
For his cousin country.
Well, a quick respite , then.
Wait here , huh ?
Sure, I 'll keep an ear on the ad.
Hey , folks.
Yes it is a bit pongy , is not it?
Who is this?
[ James ] Hey friend , I just remembered
I have to this marsupial skin allergy.
Breaking erupted.
So , there you have it , you've had some air !
Now , why do not you get back in
I'll get youse and your festival ASPC .
Open doors with blood, man!
How you doin fags ' back there?
The ottoman - the boys are doing well.
Well, I'll - I'll shut up!
Keep your damn hands to her , okay ?
Now, I 'm not doing anything, but if you do not shut up !
This is completely fucked.
Open the doors!
Hi , Reg , ads are back .
Youse all comfortable?
Now , let's go to your festival thingy !
Are you all right ?
Yes , everything is fine .
Best move , huh ?
In the pop .
Fingers mind.
[ Gears grind ]
Uh , now that I think of it,
We will go beyond the plant anyway.
You could take those bags after all , huh ?
You are doing us a favor.
[ radio jingle playing ]
Fuck you , Bernie. [ Spraying ]
[ radio jingle continues]
[ Phone ringing ]
Organic Morgan, this is Lindsay.
Linds , Charlie Wick. What 's the holdup?
still waiting for my delivery.
- What , still no Reg - No, it's not .
Home know Plantin ' today have.
have ten guys sitting here
scratchin his balls.
lot riding on this crop.
[Sighs ] For all of us , man , to us all.
You are a bloody winner with the new mix, Linds .
but I have already said , the representative of Yates
is sharp enough for my business.
Get your luggage this arvo , mate.
That's a guarantee Brothers Morgan.
Wait, I'll call you in two shakes .
[ Phone beeps off]
- Here we are. - Here we are.
A good site .
[ Reg] Yes.
Would you like a hand?
Si. Ta .
[ James Strong ] Hey guys, what 's happening out there ?
Maybe we should let them out.
Yes , we will be two ticks.
I just gave them some air . You saw me there.
Seriously, Reg
[ Wesley ] away from him , Soph !
[ James blows ] Soph , are you there ?
- James ! - Let's get the bags first .
Reg !
Charlie phoned Wick.
Still waiting for that -
Good afternoon , ma'am.
Shit is going on here ?
[ Wesley ] This man is dead !
[ James ] There's a body here!
[ Wesley ] he'sa fucking nuts!
What are you doing ?
[Sophie ] Reg, Reggie mate!
Shit and derision.
[Sophie ] This is not funny !
I have not heard the announcement yet.
Hear something?
[ Yelling from truck ]
Do not know why Bernie is not holding us.
Who is ?
Oh , that's Sophie .
[ Calling from truck ]
And who the hell is that ?
Their boyfriends. No, mate .
Well, one of them is her boyfriend -
Oh , I do not know , it's complicated .
Oh ... plus dead boy
Jilljara found along road this morning.
What " fuck fuck have you done?
We have some Freshies , Linds .
I've always said that if the star were defamed
we should go ahead with it .
As with the Six safe .
These doughties were dead fucking ass .
This shit that requires careful planning and execution ,
something you can not achieve on their own.
God knows we mighta seen already .
Nobody saw anything , Linds .
Now , come on, you're always saying '
I have to take more initiative and stuff.
There is a chain of command here , Reginald .
You forgot who runs this company?
I'm just thinking in business.
Now, I've seen how cut up you left,
fillin ' up new bags mixed with the old equipment.
Now, we want the axis our number one customer .
We do not do that sorta thing here in Morgan Brothers.
Why do you think I keep puttin ' delivery ?
What if the next harvest Charlie do not go last?
It will directly Yates children .
And that will be the end of all the good work
we did - you did .
[ James ] I'm sure we can work something out together.
[ Door closes ]
- We, uh ... that , uh - Yes , -
We have to stay calm , ma'am.
Sophie .
[ Screaming ] [ Mix ]
Hey , hey , just do not touch that damn stick man .
I advise against making a run for it , fuck face.
Reg is pretty sharp with that thing.
[ Groans ]
Help , help, help , help !
No use of Marshall hollerin here, guys.
You are in a hundred hectares of blood.
What have you done with her?
Nothing, just tied him and -
Shut up , Reg
Oh , yes. Quick!
- [ Radio] ♪ ♪ Organic Morgan - They're playin 'it!
will leave your garden grow ♪ ♪ big
♪ Oh that's a guarantee of Morgan Brothers' ♪
- Hi I 'm Lindsay. - And I'm Reg .
And we're here -
No, do not move !
Shoot , Reg !
Wes , run!
- Shoot , Reg ! - Run away !
Shoot !
[ Reciting with radio ad ]
For Christ's sake , shoot !
[ Grunts ]
[ Lindsay ] brings this foreign idiot here .
The announcement comes up good, eh ?
People are waiting for us , you know ?
Yes , we talk about 'em , uh , before.
I need some quiet, please .
Hey , man, we just want to come to our festival , you know ?
Play some music, get fucked .
We'll probably forget all about come Monday .
Put a lid on it with blood !
This is a very stressful time for all of us .
Who is this guy?
I just ran the program .
Come on, Reggie.
What is Becs think ?
Oh , she'll be fine , I guess.
Reg
Outside.
Now .
[ door closes ]
Come here , Reg
You took some initiative , huh ?
Yes , that's right.
Come here , buddy.
You're not hurt , are you?
Nah .
Come here .
[ Cup shock ]
Bit different when they talk to you , huh ?
Look, I met you -
I'm in a very unfair situation , Reginald .
Remember what I said and Aunt Nance .
Deep breaths .
If you were me ...
if you were the boss ...
What would you do , huh ?
I would probably just let 'em go.
We did not hurt anyone yet.
No, no, I - I do not know.
What would you do ?
If Charlie Wick wants a new mixture
that you will have a new mix .
Now , get up and give a hand to the ass shit.
James , James ?
[ Whispers ] Hey , are you okay ?
Yes , right?
Si.
Hey , Soph ?
Look at this.
I can not promise that I'll have to leave in time for John Butler,
but , uh , what do you think of that then?
[Laughs ] Oh .
Jesus , Wes , hurry .
Do not worry, I 'm fucking flying here .
This acid is awesome , very clean .
If you leave , just run .
Well , run for your fucking life .
Reach the main road , get help.
I'll be fine.
I feel fucking amazing , guys.
Unstoppable .
[ Phone rings ]
[Recording] Morgan Organic, leave a message.
[ man ] Linds , is Charlie.
Still no sign of the bloody Reg
hear from you soon , huh ?
Clean the filter ?
Yes , I did it first.
Yes !
I got this little prick .
You make the other two.
'Em jaw .
Oh , right.
This shit is intense.
Do not you dare hurt her, fucking psycho !
You are not psychopaths , okay!
We are small business operators .
Not too tight?
Stop talking about 'em , Reg
It's not.
It 's time to wake the child up.
[ Apparatus hums to life]
Housekeeping Grabbers hock.
Mmm .
What I would give to get my hands on the new Jarvis .
When things really pick up , huh ?
[Laughs suppressed ]
Looking forward to see potassium levels
our old friend.
Hm .
Hi, Reg, take care of your Dacks .
Come on, Reg
Not here to fuck spiders.
Send Up .
Good to go .
Righto !
Nice and easy !
Uh , Linds .
When was the sound ?
[ Screaming ]
Turn it off , Linds , we will kill him!
[ Screaming continues]
Linds !
You'll be right, mate !
I already have !
[ moaning ]
[ grinding ]
Shit .
Eh ?
[ Bubbly test tube ]
We have liquid gold here , man.
Huh?
Hey ?
Potassium levels through the roof.
Small ripper, eh ?
You have done well this time , Reggie.
Well, maybe - maybe there is more good in 'em
if they have not carked .
You know, if the heart is beating and you ?
- Like , like - An overactive gland?
Hey , hey ?
Hey , man , we could fertilize the Nullarbor with this gear .
Hey mixing some of the old mix,
We could have pocketed east and Charlie by stumps.
Yeah, nah .
We need more of a hairy son of a bitch
if we're gonna do this right.
We warm bone lot of them .
Now .
[ Groans ]
Linds .
[ Groan Captives ]
Linds !
[ Groaning ]
[ zumba zapper ]
I 'll get back to you the maximum setting.
Everything will be over very quickly.
Nuh .
The more they try , the better , I guess.
Want to keep the glands as excited .
[ Groans ]
Oh shit a brick!
Take off denims .
Do not piss Fartin ' at this time .
Dale here .
[ Lindsay ] Nice.
Could be a small fee for the new Jarvis .
Hey !
Catch , Reg, go get it !
[ Whistles ]
- The 303 , asshole. - Oh , yes.
Please friend, just - just jump!
That's all for today. [ Shot of rifle ]
Come on out!
Sorry, Linds , I could not stop .
I'll get it.
Need a hand?
[ Door closes ] [ engine starts ]
Try not to do anything stupid in my absence.
[ male announcer ] Nancy and girls promise
extractor do.
Except Six fundraising on Saturday
in King George Showgrounds .
have to tell listeners,
I'm eager to try him .
[ female on the answering ] You've reached 90,104,688 .
Please leave a message.
[ beeps ]
Oh , hello , Aunt Nance is Reggie.
I just called to have one of our talks .
Oh , it's nothing major.
I must get back to work , huh ?
Later.
[ ad works Organic Morgan ]
Yes, it is working very well .
Hi, I'm Lindsay, and I'm Reg, and here we are
to tell you about our new sensational mix.
[ Lindsay ] Our organic ... nitrate-rich
calcium , and potassium .
[ Reg] Therefore, if you are spraying in vegetables
[ Lindsay ] or planting for summer,
[ Reg] remix of Morgan will make your garden grows well .
[ Both] That's a warranty Morgan Brothers' .
[ singing] ♪ warranty A Morgan Brothers' is. ♪
[ Reg ] Let and fertilize !
[ presenter ] ... Reg and powerful new blend of Lindsay.
and have had the chance to use it myself, by the way.
are excellent things .
Your agapanthus will be overdrive.
Your frange'll fantastic.
In fact , it's so good, I could have done for yourself.
comes now, we ...
Mmm !
I'm not talking to you .
Mmmm!
[ Click] [ Aussie country ballad plays ]
You know this too?
Mm- hm .
Okay, but not yelling or anything, right?
- I'll do it very fast. -Oh !
Please Reg , please let's go. I swear we will see later.
We'll make sure it does not get in trouble.
No, I can not .
I know you're not a bad person.
You're a good person who just made some -
some bad things .
[ Mutters ]
His brother, who is behind all this.
Is your idea. That's what we tell them.
But it was not your idea!
It was my idea this time!
It was my stupid fucking idea!
But I saw you try to save the guy.
Lindsay is going to save .
You never see how much I try, how much you put me in.
Maybe ... you can come here
and may help you relax .
I'm sure I could relieve some of the stress for you .
He does not need to know.
Ya know, it's ... just you and me .
What do you mean ?
All that flirting on the truck.
You can not tell me that there was something between us.
I do not know what you're talking about.
Is there somewhere we can be alone ?
Becs does not need to know.
No, no, no, no, no, this is not right .
Come here , Reg
Come on .
Are you serious ?
Of course I 'm serious.
All right.
Touch my cheek.
That's it.
Now , let my hair.
[Sighs ]
Now kiss me.
[ Groans ]
Untie me , Reg
What 's wrong ?
No.
No - no, no, no, no.
Girl I know what you are.
I've seen her on TV kind .
Paris Hilton and everyone else -
That's all the fucking same .
- No. - Everything you want
is sex and drugs and a good time !
- Not good ! - No, I'm not!
I - I want to be closer to you.
I thought we had a connection.
Nah , nah .
A real lady does not want a guy who knows every thingo .
I real lady would not flirt with strangers.
I real lady not me doin ' two guys at the same time!
- [ Groans ] - No, that's not true !
You told me yourself !
Oh , it's three guys now .
- God! - [ James groans ]
Please Reg !
I found peasants
was supposed to look out for each other.
No, you is not country.
You're a -
a whore in town!
[ Mutters ]
I 'm just trying to get us out of here .
He's obviously talking shit , James !
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[Recording woman ] The March Hare and the Mad Hatter
sat aside ...
Fuck me , Rhonda .
[ Screams ]
Um , keys , keys , keys .
[ Click] [Games recording ]
[Recording woman ] She was so beautiful ...
Organic Morgan ♪ ♪
♪ get your garden grow great ♪
♪ That's a Morgan Brothers' ... ♪
Sorry.
Hey .
[ Rattle ]
Fuck !
James , please , do not look well .
We can focus on out of here.
What do you think ?
[ Mutters ]
I do not think it's fair for you
for us to be having this conversation now .
[ Mutters ]
[ Muttering angry]
All right, all right. Oh , I really want to know?
[ Affirmative murmurs ]
Well, I'm not proud of what happened to Wes .
But it happened .
And if you really want to analyze it,
then ... maybe, you know, there are reasons.
[ Mutters skeptically ]
We may be done
a couple of things outdoors.
No, I really need to listen to me at this time , James !
[ Continually mutters ]
Shut !
Always has a good case, such
why things should be their way.
But have you ever thought that maybe
I do not want the same things as you?
The short-term goals and five-year plans .
What the fuck? I'm over it!
Inspections of houses and winery tours
barbies and office with your fellow project manager
her stupid friends and boring !
- [ Mutters ] - Talk about interest rates
Clarkie and batting average and listening to John Butler
because it makes you feel like you're doing something
for the environment?
Well, I can not stand John fuck fucking butler!
[ Murmurs excitedly]
[Sing with the radio ] ♪ ♪ Wiggins Willy Whip
♪ ♪ a young wee
♪ With a wiggle and wiggle ♪
And yes I can ♪ ♪
♪ And he broke his whip across this land ♪
♪ ♪ From Woolloomooloo to Coonabarabran
[ Signs siren ]
[ more signs ]
You must be bloody joking.
Here , Burkey .
I can not stop and spinning right now.
I've - I've ...
Oh , shit, shit , shit ...
Shit and derision.
Gidday , Burkey .
Gidday , mate.
What brings you here ?
Yes, I just came from the accident scene .
You know , down in Jilljara Road?
- Oh yeah? - If .
And I'm looking for the driver.
Gone Walkabout Bugger .
I have not seen anything weird, right ?
No.
No, nothing .
It was just bush .
That is strange.
Yes, yes , very strange .
A bit like the poor Salvo Six, eh ?
But I think I have a bit more to go at this time.
I have some tire tracks right next to the vehicle.
- Speaking of which, - Yeah?
Are you going to be at the fundraiser next week ?
Si.
How are your pumpkins this year ? they -
Well, well .
Of all modes partner should receive goin ' .
You know, now I want to lose
winner in that shit, right?
Chaos calculated. [ Laughter ]
Children Mestizo .
Remember last year
those fags who found Billy Fever
rootin their prey ? [ Laughter ]
Yeah, that was complicated, very complicated.
However, some tourism can not be all bad for the district.
Oh , by the way -
I heard your ad on previous Sunshine .
- Oh yeah? - If .
What do you think ?
Angry , man.
Bloody hilarious . [ Laughter ]
Anyway, I. .. s'pose I better see
what those little bastards are doing, eh ?
[ blows ]
What was that ?
What was what ?
[ blows ]
Since its inception comes then.
You'd better open it, friend.
Know what it is ?
- I hit a roo before. - Oh yeah?
That's the , uh , after Cark make it twitch .
Death contraction.
- Eh . - If .
Well, that 's how it works , right?
When we collect roadkill for processing,
the county saves on disposal.
We keep the Aussie- made ​​product.
Good for yas , I say. [ Laughter ]
Yeah, just doin ' our part, Burkey .
Just doin ' our part.
Tic death, hmm .
I like that.
[ Wesley ] Hello ?
[Starts car ]
[ Wesley ] Hello!
Hey , ah, Linds ?
Hey , stop the engine , man.
[ Hits Wesley ] Hey , open the trunk!
What , man?
Forget something ?
[ Burkey ] What's going on ?
What? No.
[ Wesley ] Come on, I'm fucking going crazy here , man!
Well, what do you know ?
[ Wesley strokes ] Open the trunk bitch!
- Pull the boot, Linds . - I can not .
- Pull the boot! - [ Wesley ] Open the trunk !
- Duty - must have been ... - Pull the fucking boot , Linds !
... One of them hit fags
Del - festival .
Pull the damn boot!
Yes, yes, do not worry , mate.
Fuck a rat!
-Out! - Want my potassium !
Just relax , you relax , okay, take it easy.
Okay, look , I'll ask for help, right?
Dude, what can I say?
One of those days.
Fuck !
James , I think I can actually -
James !
Okay, wait, right?
[ Chuckles ]
Reg, James is in trouble.
Have a gentleman Frooty .
If you like the color orange pine ?
- Oh , well - Bebe, you need it.
Now, I been doing some real deep soul seekin . "
- And I - Well, that 's great.
- James needs help. - Wait, I have to say this.
My guess is that when Lindsay returns
I'll have a serious talk with him about all this .
That's the smartest thing to do , Reg
And I feel I called -
you know, what I have called you there.
Yes , Lookit , that is fine - okay .
No, no, no, what he said
about it is not a real lady and all?
You are a real woman.
The true first lady I've ever met .
What about Becs ?
No, she is not real.
Well, it 's - that's complicated.
Look, I know you tried to thingo me
because I had to.
Now , I will not die.
I get it.
I do not want you to die either.
[Slide chain ] [ mutters ]
It's going to drown !
Chills .
[ Groans ]
James .
Reg !
Le ungag .
[ Screaming ] You fucking bitch!
Hey , do not talk to her that way!
I 'll talk to this bitch any way you like !
Ow .
[ Lindsay ] Reg !
Oh .
I got this .
We untie, Reg
Right in front of me.
Reginald !
Um , I'll talk to him.
I'll fix everything.
No, no, Reg , wait!
Linds , we need to talk .
Very true what we do.
There's a - there's a reason for what I 've done.
What is that ?
You're Bakin ' a fucking giant cake ?
I do not understand, do you ?
This is telling me ' I've had enough !
No, Reg
I've had enough.
Look, this is what I 'm talking about!
You just can not treat me like that !
Everything I do
is clean up after you.
A bloody mess after another.
[Laughs ] Want to see more ?
Huh?
It's a real ripper .
Get up to the ass shit.
Take a look in the trunk
and tell us what we will do with this.
The next time you do something silly
I would chop pumpkins,
piss off your straw and will have a hitch in place.
Die , motherfucker , die!
[ Screaming ]
Son of a bitch silly .
No Linds !
[ Car Horn ]
Linds !
For God's sake , shut up!
[ Beats ] Nancy is here.
There, Maigret .
Do not worry , we'll be quick.
[ Panting ]
[ Beats ] Lindsay, are you still there ?
Linds !
Ay , ay , that's enough !
Just - companion, friend, your hand.
Here , I use my handkerchief .
- [ Groans Wesley ] - Now, hold you tight .
Keep the pressure on him .
Well, well , thank you .
I'll get us out of here , okay ?
Just relax.
Lindsay !
- So , how many times ? - What?
You and Wes , how many times you fuck ?
For the love of God , let it go .
Somewhere between five and ten ?
James , what difference does it make ?
Makes a lot of difference!
There is a sliding scale of infidelity here .
And there is an inverse scale forgiveableness .
So if I said it was only once,
would make you feel better?
Probably.
It was only once, right?
You are lying.
Damn, what happened!
What else you need to know?
I need dates, numbers .
I need to know if you were drunk or sober .
Who made the first move.
Where did this happen .
What you were wearing .
Fingering, craft, blow jobs .
I need to know the full extent of his treachery !
If I go to ... you know, move on.
[ Close the car door ]
Oh ! Linds , you gave me a start.
Gidday , Nance .
How are you , honey?
Oh ... pretty, pretty flat out .
- Lot on your plate? - Yes, yes , parts and accessories .
You really should wear an apron when working
with all that disgusting.
The next time I come I will make sure I give you one.
No, you do not have to do that.
Oh , do not be silly .
Oh , where's Maigret ? Maigret, see.
Wait here .
I'm going to go get it.
I'll let myself in , love .
Uh , yeah.
Oh , no, no.
No, do not fuck .
Dame -ah!
Dale here , you piece of shit !
I'll put the kettle on , okay ?
Yes, yes .
I'll be , uh - I'll go down a tick .
[ Reg] Lindsay !
Linds !
Hey , man , there must be an iron bar
- Somewhere near you. - Yes ?
Just having a bit of digging for gold with you there.
I think ... Yes , I have.
Good job.
I'm sorry I shot , man.
Oh , no, she'll be fine , huh ?
Yes?
I have a , uh , big order to fill, Nance .
- So I should not - I will not keep .
I got to pick
a pair of these lovely pumpkins.
No winners of the prize , of course.
Just a couple of the smaller crop .
The girls and I are riding a bake stand
Except for the Six do .
Yes , yes, of course .
Whatever you need .
Reggie is doing his deliveries ?
Reg?
Gee , uh , Reg , um ...
Reg is to be out a while, I guess.
Really?
[Radio clicks ] Yes , yes.
Uh , cousin Ruth in Queensland.
- Bloody cancer . - Oh , Linds !
Yeah, yeah, yeah, oh , well .
Reg has gone there to fix everything .
Could be out a while.
Driving, right?
No, no, no, he's flying .
Funny, I thought I saw it about an hour and a half ago
driving on Old Cobb Road.
Uh , on their way to the airfield.
- In the van? - Yes, I 'll pick it up tomorrow.
Well, how will you get the new P76 ?
I'll Burkey ! ...
or someone to drive me there.
I could always take , love .
It's all good , Nancy .
It's all good .
Therefore , they can Stitch'em again, right?
Yes , yes, yes , yes.
Bob Clay up on Jacaranda Crest
he cut his hand fence posts Diggin '
Over ten years ago .
Brave Little chick walked about 20 clicks
before someone found him .
But you know what?
They located the hand,
him in a esky ,
choppered him out of town .
And before you know it , you were as good as new .
Yes?
Yeah, not gonna lie .
The hand did not take too well
and I had to give away the crop .
But it turned out to be a bit of a blessing in disguise .
He got into painting shows during their rehabilitation
and now has his own business .
It has all the local shops.
Even made our truck.
Therefore, there is hope , eh ?
Si.
Yes , we need to find me, man.
Hey , I promise ya, as soon as we get out of here ,
We will grab the other , we will find the hand ,
and we'll get straight to the hospital.
Right?
Do you think I 'll get to go on the helicopter?
I think it will happen for sure.
[Sighs ] Cool .
Are you okay , Linds ?
You look absolutely buggered , pardon my French .
No, no, no, I'm fine.
Cysts that gives new gyp ?
No, no, I just been busy, Nance .
Organic Morgan ♪ ♪
will leave your garden grow ♪ ♪ big
Jesus, I wish they would stop playing this damn ad !
Lindsay, Darl , the ad is great.
Very funny.
Sorry, Nance .
It was one of those days .
Of course I have.
Now , you relax .
Oh , you're so tense.
Have you seen that good kind of Guildford
I told you about?
You know, that thing 's wrath ?
No.
No, I did not.
Also, I do not think a psychiatrist will do me
Rather now , Nance .
No.
I know what you need.
[ whistling Teakettle ]
A nice cup of hot tea. [ Phone Ringing ]
Oh , that's probably , uh, Charlie Wick.
- I promised I'd - Now, stay where you are ,
Lindsay Morgan.
Allow the machine understands .
[ phone ringing ] No, Maigret .
You can leave now.
[ phone ringing ]
[ James laughs ]
I mean , it was good ?
Yeah, I guess you are not far behind , right?
I mean, shaves his balls and everything.
Ie , only professional shave their balls.
[ answering machine ] What kind of operation
idiots are running .
Jesus , Soph .
guys do not want to make money ?
Oh , God, I can not see it.
so close I'm calling a bitch Yates
I have almost decided to come
and collect the bags myself.
[ James laughs ]
[ Dial Tone ]
Fuck you . Fuck !
[ Shout ]
Hey , Maigret .
Come on, man .
Dude, what are you doing?
My hand , where is the man?
Let others first , huh ?
What did you do with it ?
Well, I do not know , but we have to move on , come on!
Well?
Talk to me!
All right, James .
- Want more details. - Yes
[ James ]Come on!
- Reg - Very good .
Move it, buddy.
But we find , right?
Jesus , Wesley , your hand .
Damn dog .
Hi guys .
What's going on ?
Oh , not much.
I 'm about to learn all
my horns .
Soph , who were about to share .
Thanks, reg. Hey , you're hurt .
- [ James ] Wes ! - Oh , no, it's nothing.
[ James ] Maybe you could shed some light on the situation .
I wish I could talk in color.
Hey , keystroke hock them are a bit tricky.
You may want to -
By God , you're a natural.
Excuse me , friend, can we get back to the topic at hand, please?
Hey , Jimbo !
I'm going to shit, I'll kill you !
Hey !
[ James laughs ]
Lower !
Hey , - is formed.
Friends , sit !
Installed now .
Fucking solve!
Can not you see ?
At this time it is not about what we did
or not.
But we do.
Because sometimes you have to do is -
Well, I do not know why I keep saying " do."
But , well, what I mean is ...
you can not undo what you've done ,
but you can do - Aww! GAAH !
I'm not really good at these great speeches,
but you know what I mean , right?
Hey , yeah, let's gather around to hear the psycho!
Reg ain'ta psycho! Right?
Hey , we have to get your partner city
or you will end up with a special clay Bob .
- Are you okay to drive? - If .
But what do you do?
I'm going to march right in there and get the keys out of Linds .
And if he does not want to give 'em to me,
I will only do what bloody .
Hey , what about my hand , man?
Aw , stop talking about his bloody hand for a damn minute !
Look after your mates , eh ?
It 's time for me ...
to.
Fuck is that guy?
[ Nancy ] Oh , you are stressed , poor love.
[ Lindsay ] Yes.
Bit ray godsend .
If one of us had to go,
was always going to be Reg
[ Nancy ] Oh , I guess I'll have to help others
now that is gone.
How long have said they would be there , Linds ?
[ Lindsay ] Oh , it's hard to say with old dancer Jackie .
I figure it'll be a while , though.
Who knows ?
You could love him there.
On the coast .
You may never want to return.
Anyway,it 's a shame to see Reggie go.
[ Nancy ] It will not be the same without her around .
[ Lindsay ] No, no , it will not be the same at all.
[ Nancy ] I know that deep down care about him .
He looks like you , you know ?
You're like a father to him .
[ Lindsay ] Mmm, and you are the mother I never had .
Anyway ... I acknowledge that I will enjoy being myself.
Yes, I 'm sure we will.
Oh , Darl ! [ Heavy breathing ]
What if we run for it?
We arrived in town .
Then the three of us can sit
and talk through all this shit
so you can get some closure shit !
I'm waiting for the helicopter , man .
It will put me back together.
It is a beautiful clean slice . Look .
Oww !
Oh , my God .
Yo, Jimbo ?
There it is!
- Hey , boy . - Wes .
- Hey , boy . - Wes , dammit!
Wes , get back here .
[ Wesley ] Hey , come on.
Let me call him .
Oh , Linds !
[ Nancy ] Suavemente , Darl , gently .
Oh , Linds !
That's it, oh yes, do not stop.
[ Nancy groaning ] Oh , yeah!
Take a deep breath , Linds , deep breaths.
That's better , that's all .
Just like that. [ Nancy groaning ]
Yes , oh , yes.
Oh ! That's it.
Yes , that's my boy . That's my boy .
Almost there. [ Fringe door ]
Almost there. Maigret, is that you?
[ Whispers ] Maigret , no!
[ Lindsay ] Do not worry about the damn dog!
[ Door bangs ] Oh , Maigret .
No. [ whistles Wesley ]
Hey .
[ Nancy screaming ]
Oh , sorry.
My hand !
[ Screaming ]
Fuck this, let's go.
James?
Sophie , come on!
Come on, then.
Come on!
You shot .
It would be like one of them hit children
The festival.
Reg, what are you doing here?
Maybe I should ask you the same question .
As we got into some pumpkins .
Is that what it says?
- Stop it , Reg - Or you do you kill me ?
I thought you'd like to keep you cool so you can bone me hot .
Nobody is going to be hot bonin "anyone.
Reggie , put the knife down. Lindsay, give me the gun .
Auntie Nance , who does bad things this arvo .
- Shut up , Reg - Do not tell me to close !
From now on , do not give me a slap,
drown or insult .
Auntie Nance , I want you to get on the blower Yandoit Police.
You can tell that the Morgan Brothers
They are turning themselves in.
What the hell is going on here ?
A drug addict boy I transferred ownership
and I fuckin ' I shot him.
Oh , why do not you tell Aunt Nance
Except on Six then?
Oh , shut up , you fucking idiot!
What do you know about the Six Apart ?
Or the two terrified children up there in the shed ?
I've heard just about enough .
Both are acting very strange -
Very strange.
I 'll call the station.
I'll Burkey -
Look what you 've done. [ Maigret whining ]
[ Click]
[ Screams ]Shit !
Oh , motherfucker !
Out!
Fuck you . [ Maigret screaming ]
Sophie , I got 'em !
You are not going back there .
That's it , we're done !
Come on!
Sophie .
Guys ?
Mum'd be very disappointed in you , Reg
Been some evening , eh, Reggie?
I know it has not been particularly good for anyone,
but , uh , these are the risks you take
when running a small business.
Why Lindsay?
It's all over.
We can not get away with it .
Think you do not know ?
I think I can not say that we are rooted ?
Now, the thing is ...
I am a man of my word .
And when I promise Charlie Wick
a ton of new premium blend ,
well ...
I will fulfill that promise.
♪ That's a guarantee of Morgan Brothers ♪
[Starts machines]
All I wanted from you
It was a bit of recognition.
♪ So if your soil is boiling ♪
♪ You get all of your work ♪
♪ Our blood and bone fix you a feast ♪
Organic Morgan ♪ ♪
♪ get your garden grow great ♪
♪ That's a guarantee of Morgan Brothers ♪
♪ Yes, it is ♪
A Brothers ♪ ♪ guarantee is Morgan
[ Laughter ]
Well , well, well .
Little Miss - true sniper.
Take a few pigs in my time.
They have no problem shooting another .
Stay away from him .
Oh , Becs has some competition, must , Reggie?
Now , come on, shithead .
Give us the rifle.
[ Shout ]
Oh